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Going through the comment spam on another blog and had a good laugh. Because this doesn’t really fit any topic over on that blog, I’m sharing the God comment spam (pictured above, text below) here:
This website is very nice and colorful too. Its nice to have something to show others where you attend church and to show all the smiling people filled of the goodness of the Lord. You have a wonderful website here. May God rich bless you always.
Maybe Judy is not a comment spammer, and hopefully I won’t burn in hell for bringing the following things to light, but there are some problems with her description of the blog in question. Let’s take a look at the blog — it’s my TD Scripts Wordpress plugin and mod blog. Here’s a screenshot for reference:
Does the above design seem "colorful." The design is like 95% whitespace. Ok, maybe the blue hyperlinks (the internet default, yes?) are colorful. The text is mostly black, so no hit there. She called the website "very nice" which I’m honored if she felt that way, but doubt that it’s sincere, especially when the comment comes with a link to a site trying to sell such wonderful things as Penis Growth Pills (sorry, no link here) and Penis Growth Oil. Judy, Judy, Judy.
So what should I read into a comment that leads readers to male enhancement stuff? Now I know "Judy" what will "show all the smiling people the goodness of the Lord." Something tells me God has seen penises of all shapes and sizes.
I took the liberty to check your IP location, "Judy" because, well, I’m sure God might appreciate a friendly remember where another lowlife comment spammer hails from:
Yes, I smiled thinking about how God feels about "Judy’s" penis enhancement comment spam. Assuming there are such places in the afterlife, comment spammers who combine religion and penis size deserve a one way ticket to hell.
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Yes, this is probably the only good thing about smap - it can fun sometimes. The spammers have unordinary ways to do their stuff, and I must admit I find them tricky sometimes. At least I had a good laugh reading some spam copies. If you get enough spam, you can make a whole new section of the blog and name it, say, “Spam copies that I find cunning”.
Comment by Stanium — July 16, 2008 @ 4:14 am PST
“Spam copies that I find cunning”.—Okay, I totally want to make a joke here for Judy’s sake, but I don’t get to get banned from posting here. Heh.
It took me a moment to realize that Judy the Prosyletizer was actually Judy the Penis Pumper. That’s just wrong. Bwah!
Comment by UptakeInOH — July 21, 2008 @ 11:02 am PST