Humans For Sale calculates your value as a human being |
Sense of humor required for this one. At first it seems like a semi-serious form until you reach questions like penis size. Relax, you don’t have to fill out answers to every question. Some of them you probably won’t know anyway. I didn’t (SAT scores, for example).

Won’t tell you how I answered all the questions — and I didn’t answer them all — but here’s what I came up with for my humans for sale value.
$1.26 million, eh? Hmm … go ahead and share your worth below (click the button above to visit the site) or on your own blog and trackback in if you like. Only takes a minute or two.






I came in at $2,006,320. Any takers?
I found the average interesting as well: Average value for a male is $2,047,102.36
Of course, it’s skewed by the quite obvious “fudging” that was done on the “most expensive” list. How many 25 year old mortgage brokers with a doctorate and an income of over 1,000,000 do you know? Wasn’t even good enough for first place.
Comment by thatedeguy — September 13, 2007 @ 9:14 am PST
You got me beat by 750k
Comment by TDavid — September 13, 2007 @ 9:20 am PST
Must have been that SAT score.
Comment by thatedeguy — September 13, 2007 @ 12:42 pm PST
You are worth exactly $2,575,450. Nuff said…
Comment by FranciscoIV — September 13, 2007 @ 1:32 pm PST
You are worth exactly $1,905,000…obo
Comment by Wayne — September 13, 2007 @ 2:55 pm PST
1.6 Mil here. I didn’t take any of the outside testings, not do I have ratings for any of those outside tests(facethejury, amidumb etc). I have no idea of my IQ or SAT’s were. Funny there wasn’t a question about memory…
Comment by ^Lestat — September 14, 2007 @ 6:44 am PST
[…] I’m not planning on cashing in anytime soon, but it could make me an easy $3.2 million. Or so they say (thanks, TDavid). […]
Pingback by Chipping the web - from the simple, complexity -- Chip’s Quips — September 14, 2007 @ 6:05 pm PST
I came in at $2,161,860. I did take the Am I dumb? quiz and I did know my IQ,SAT,and GPA. I was amazed that I got close to $200,000 just for my IQ.
Comment by Matt — September 16, 2007 @ 2:02 am PST