At the end of one of the spookiest weeks in recent memory including a commenter this morning declaring the Virginia Tech shooter is “Jesus” we could really use a laugh. Got a nasty troll or somebody flaming you, why not break out the Biblical Curse Generator and say something like: “May you be captured by Midianite maniacs, thou plaything of Beelzebub!”

Added this to our growing web generators list. And if you don’t like this then: “Listen, O thou dabbler in abominations, for you will see your pomegranates wither!”