Divorce is no laughing matter — perhaps with the following exception.

Taipe Times:

On the wedding night, Lin slept fully dressed and wrapped with a quilt, the daily said, without citing any sources. When Chen tried to sleep with her, the report said, she pushed him away shouting: “You are ridiculous!”

What a crack up. He was being ‘ridiculous’? What did this ’shy’ woman think they were going to do when they got married, play checkers? She fled to her mother’s house feigning illness and would only get back together and have sex if it was for having children — which still didn’t stimulate any lovemaking.

If Lin’s quote didn’t make you smile, then read some of the comments at digg. This wouldn’t be a laughing matter of course if there was some medical reason for the rejection. The article is a little lean on details, so the digg commenters are out in conspiracy mode as well, suggesting she might not have been interested because it was an arranged marriage or something.

Lin’s suitor Chen was awarded roughly $9,000 USD in a divorce settlement.