Can you imagine a policeman issuing a field sobriety test to Mike Tyson? “Over here, champ, walk the line. Bite, er, touch both ears.”

via SI.com:

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) — Mike Tyson was arrested for driving under the influence and possession of cocaine after police stopped him leaving a Scottsdale nightclub early Friday.

This doesn’t surprise or shock me. Fortunately, nobody was hurt. What makes me go hmm is wondering what will shock me concerning Iron Mike any more. Murder? I really hope Iron Mike finds his way because whatever track he’s on doesn’t seem to be leading anywhere positive. What a sad, sad story. Cus D’Amato must be turning in his grave.

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