Titanic 2 the sequel: Jack’s back! |
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This Titanic 2 sequel parody isn’t as funny as PacMan as a pill popping junkie, but it is worthy of a chuckle. Jack’s back, alright. This is the kind of stuff that YouTube is really good at showcasing: parodies and spoofs.
That’s pretty well done.
Comment by Sterling Camden — April 13, 2006 @ 5:02 pm PST
hey if jack falls in love witha girl that’s not Rose us and this movie will go round and not the good round either.
Comment by Katie and Hannnah biggest Titanic fans in the world — April 22, 2006 @ 11:49 am PST
hey maybe tis true.. or not i dotn know.. btu where jake search for roses name it look true.. bt how can we belvie on it when many scenes are from different filsm.. but the titanic musical clip look real
Comment by saneela — April 27, 2006 @ 4:18 am PST
oh girls, girls, get a grip - it’s a SPOOF!
Comment by Sterling Camden — April 27, 2006 @ 10:54 am PST
fuk.. i wanted it to be real
Comment by SAASDSDS — April 30, 2006 @ 11:48 am PST
After I left comment #4, I realized too late that I spoiled the fun for those readers who were quietly enjoying the success of the deception. My apologies.
Comment by Sterling Camden — May 1, 2006 @ 10:57 am PST
good i’m glad it’s no we thought that was the stupidest thingy in the world. i love jack and rose duh that’s why i’m naming my children after them and a lost bff and her sis and bub and my bub. well i’m just glad the world didn’t need a titanic 2 jack’s back. lol
Comment by katie amd hannah the biggest titanic fans in the world — May 1, 2006 @ 4:21 pm PST
The entertainment continues after all…
Comment by Sterling Camden — May 1, 2006 @ 4:47 pm PST
Please you got to make it so that it can be real I am in love with titanic
Comment by DANA — May 3, 2006 @ 6:56 pm PST
Damn Damn fuck it .Make it real I want to see that movie!!!!!!!!!!!Pleeeease.I love titanic
Comment by Diego — May 3, 2006 @ 6:58 pm PST
I am so glad that titanic 2 is not real. When I saw this clip I wanted to cry. This is my favorite movie of all time and this was a real event in history. Titanic the movie was such a beautiful story and I love Leo DiCaprio so much. I couldn’t believe that he would stoop that low. Thank god it’s not real. Anyone who enjoys that is sick and disturbed. By the way I AM THE BIGGEST TITANIC FAN EVER!!! I have followed exhibits all over the world!
Comment by Rachel — May 3, 2006 @ 8:15 pm PST
Very well done! I liked it better than the first one
Comment by Janine — May 13, 2006 @ 9:37 pm PST
i think it was stupid cuz i almost cryed and it was a sad movie and it should not have a funny sequel :@:’(
Comment by Chrissy — August 17, 2006 @ 12:20 pm PST
Omg i loved this Ps. Warm liquid goo is so not even related to and of his movies
Comment by Ash — August 17, 2006 @ 7:19 pm PST
OMG I CANT BELIEEVE YOU WOULD TRICK US. i loveee titanic, and wanted to see wat would happen in the sequal!!!!!!!!! there SHOULD be a sequal!! i dont care wat you other bitches think!!!
Comment by jess and alex — September 2, 2006 @ 9:09 pm PST
all that clip shows is other clips from movies like romeo and Juliet, the hulk ,and basketball diaries . the only part that i didn’t understand was the titanic musical part?…other than that the trailer was well done lol
Comment by shay — October 1, 2006 @ 6:16 pm PST
i love the movie TITANIC I am THE #1 BIGGEST FAN I really want u to make the movie Titanic 2 Jacks back please come out with the move titanic two please!
Comment by taylor romans — November 17, 2006 @ 11:35 pm PST
I love titanic it’s very sad.
Also it is way better then any movie I ever seen in my life.
So just please come out with the movie.
Who ever makes the movie should come out with number two.
Please come out with it it’s my favorite movie in the universe.
So just come out with the movie.
Comment by taylor romans — November 22, 2006 @ 9:34 pm PST
Well, I told every one I know that they would make a Titanic 2. I have some major explaining to do. I also said I was only going to see it because I’m loyal to Titanic, how could who ever made the spoof with out telling any one it was a spoof! Well the website I got it from said it would come out Summer 2007. Just my luck.
Comment by Samdog112394 — November 24, 2006 @ 6:50 pm PST
when I first saw the TITANIC I fell completely in LOVE with Jake Dawson. I want to see the TITANIC 2 but I dont know when it will come out so I can see it in the theater I hope it will come out in Summer 2007 so I can see it when school is out.Iam am going to tell my BFFE about TITANIC 2 she LOVES Jake too he is all we talk about now thank for the information and for making Titanic 2 .
Comment by Micaela — November 29, 2006 @ 7:34 pm PST
will there be a Titanic 3
Comment by Micaela — November 29, 2006 @ 9:21 pm PST
Micaela, it’s Jack Dawson. Not Jake Dawson. Jake Dawson is Jack’s uncle. Plus, there isn’t atcully going to be a Titanic 2. They just cliped a bunch of leo dicaprico movies together. I thought there was going to be a Titanic 2 also. I think we all thought that at first.
Comment by Samdog112394 — December 1, 2006 @ 2:14 pm PST
Titanic is the best movie ever. I am not so sure about this clip it seems so real like a true movie. I can’t believe isn’t true, but I hope someday will be a Titanic II.
Comment by camelia — December 26, 2006 @ 7:06 am PST
I know I’m commenting again, but I just want to say the person who made this spoof has a very good imagitation and should be a movie producer/direcor.
Comment by Samdog112394 — January 2, 2007 @ 8:26 pm PST
this is not that good.srry
Comment by ty — January 26, 2007 @ 1:22 pm PST
I loved the trailer! I was laughing the whole time. If it were real Rose should have froze herself or something too and been alive. The old lady in the first one telling her story should have ended up to be Rose’s grandma or something.
Comment by monica — January 28, 2007 @ 12:32 pm PST
gads…this post has gotta hold some kind of Make You Go Hmm record for comments. I posted my comment on May 13th, 2006 and this thing is still getting hits. Every time a comment for it shows up in my Inbox, I can’t help but crack up.
Comment by Janine — January 29, 2007 @ 4:11 pm PST
Me too, Janine. I can’t believe how many take it seriously (or pretend to).
Comment by Sterling Camden — January 29, 2007 @ 5:49 pm PST
Video spoofs are on people’s minds, especially when they concern the most popular movie ever. Alas, there will not be a Titanic sequel as much as many might hope for it
Maybe the Zucker brothers who made Naked Gun will do a Titanic parody. Might be too late for it now.
And BTW Janine this one is a long, long way from being any kind of record. Check out the Nintendogs post from September 2005 which has over 390 comments and counting.
Comment by TDavid — January 29, 2007 @ 6:12 pm PST
it better be comeing out evan poeple are saying its a spoof fake and what have ya but i LOVE LOVE LOVE titanic i really want a secand one to out i cryed a the trailer and if i cryed at the trailer think of good the films gonna be i went on this site and it said it will be this summer please let be true im goning to start really really really really sobbing (that means crys really bad) if that film deos not come out. i fell in love will the 1st one evan though it made me cry and my heart at the end al in all that is brillant film + i jacks cute so please please please please please pleas
Comment by sid — February 14, 2007 @ 1:40 am PST
hya looking at this trailer some parts look real and some dont and alot of people will be very devestated and upset if this is actually not real which is a shame because it looks really good but why are there clips from other movies with leornardio in and every 1 stop fighting about if there is or isn’t a 2nd titanic even though from my personal view i would love there to be one but many people have diffrences and if this trailer turns out to be hoax because no one really knows well its just a bit silly getting millions of peoples hopes up there will be one but i have to hand it 2 the person hu edited this trailer they did a good job that at the beginning if u listen carefully you can hear the man say this is were the old lady might of droped it and that is how the 1st 1 ended when she dropped the necklace diamond into the ocean. As alot of people would like to no is this a hoax or is it real and as the public who this is aimed at i think we need answers and u may ask why we do because after all who cares well you’ll be suprised how many want this 2 be real and one of thoses people is me the first one was a hit and people want to see a second 1 and you have give kids teenagers and even adults the hope that this might happen. Now watching this trailer gave me tinkles down my spine and at the end i had goosebumps it even made me go out and buy the 1st one on dvd and i hope so much that this trailer turns out 2 be real as parts seem dead real like the grave stone and when he went to see titanic the musical and the begining and all the people who think this is stupid and isn’t real well i respect your opinion but you carn’t judge a book on its cover and you carnt judge this trailer because it looks stupid and you havenever seen a ice man and you believe it carn’t be true but like on the first many don’t beleive in love at first site then you watch titanic and having love is the closest thing we have to magic!!! So belive in your dreams believe in your self and believe in this trailer as it looks great and not only do i want to change people who think this looks stupid minds i want them to believe anything could happen including this!!! And i hope tto god that this is true and will come smashing onto our screens very very soon!!!!!!1
Comment by EmmaR — February 24, 2007 @ 2:15 pm PST
i dont know if this story is true but it makes me so upset when they lift jack out ov the sea and hes in an ice cube it makes m shiver 2 i think its not true coz som1 that has been in the sea 4 over 100 years has 2 be dead
Comment by juliana — September 3, 2007 @ 4:09 am PST
I would love to see Titanic 2 even if I know that it would not be as great as the first one but they should still make one!!
Comment by kt123171 — September 3, 2007 @ 3:04 pm PST
@juliana (#32): LMAO
Comment by Sterling Camden — September 4, 2007 @ 9:41 am PST
kt123171 - seriously, what would Titanic 2 be about that would be worth watching? The Titanic is sunk and rusting, Jack is dead, Rose moved on. We learned that her fiance takes his life over the stock market crash. Any hope of a Titanic 2 with an unrealized storyline is ruined by the last 15 minutes of Titanic.
They could try to get one more story out of her like they did with the Poseidon, but she’s best left to lay on the ocean floor like, well, the real Titanic.
Comment by TDavid — September 4, 2007 @ 10:58 am PST
Just curious, TD — how many page hits do you get on this post? Even if Titanic 2 doesn’t make much sense, writing about it sure does.
Comment by Sterling Camden — September 4, 2007 @ 11:43 am PST
This Titanic 2 post is not even in the top 125 posts since April 13, 2006, Sterling, so the answer is not very many. Sitting at #133 and would seem to rank good on time on page but doesn’t (3:18, over #500).
Whatever is happening here, the people who do stop by like to read, watch and leave comments about Jack, Rose and that doomed luxury liner. Or dream what it would be like if there really was a sequel. The video is high quality, but I can’t really understand why some seem to actually believe it’s anything more than a parody.
Looking back through the commenters above I’m only seeing a few folks, yourself included, that have posted in other threads here (hi ya, Janine) and the exit rate on this page is pretty high comparatively. So writing about Titanic 2 might appear to draw them in, but it doesn’t make them stay very long or get involved elsewhere.
In fact, this is a textbook example of how relating comment activity to traffic significance doesn’t always apply actually. The #1 post on this blog over the same period of time has 7 comments and over fifty times the visits of this post (and nope, it’s not one of the posts you’ve left a comment on, Sterling, I just checked).
Comment by TDavid — September 4, 2007 @ 12:44 pm PST
Interesting information, TD. Thanks.
Comment by Sterling Camden — September 4, 2007 @ 1:09 pm PST
OMG i really thought it was real, but only at first because of the joy that filled me hearing there was a titanic 2 , because a 2nd time when u watch it realisticly its impossible for leonardo to act that young age after all these years from titanics release. but i have to give a massive congratz to whoever did this fake trailer!!!!!!!!! its FAB!!!!!! and kinda makes me want it to be real, but lets leave titanic where it was, and great memories in our hearts and tears in our eyes!!
Comment by Farah — October 26, 2007 @ 3:02 pm PST
This looks ridiculous. James Cameron should beat someone up fpr this!
Comment by krista — November 3, 2007 @ 2:22 pm PST
I know this if fake (very well done), but there are some unexplained questions…
1. how and where is the tombstone?
2. why does ‘jacks’ reflection (at least it looks like it in the clip at -1:15) appear?
3. how does “jack” appear in the ice-cube at the beginin?
4. Where did the background “frozen man of the titanic”? come from… and if you look very carefully in -0:26, “jack” is in a cage… in the background is that background…. that is strange….
can ny 1 answer these?
all i can now say is very well done to the person who made it
Comment by Lou — November 8, 2007 @ 11:44 am PST
DARN! I WISH THEY WOUND MAKE A 2ND TITANIC! I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT ROSE WILL, SINCE SHE IS WITH OUT JACK!!!
Comment by Ally — November 9, 2007 @ 2:21 pm PST
Yes and I can agree the person who made that did a very very good job!!!!
Comment by Ally — November 9, 2007 @ 6:32 pm PST
still getting email updates to this post…still cracking up. But I don’t understand why people are still requesting that a second Titanic be made when they just watched sequel here
Comment by Janine — December 1, 2007 @ 2:29 pm PST
This is sick. Titanic was real. So was every woman who lost a husband, and every little child who lost their Daddy. Jack and Rose never even went on this ship. This sequel, as one might call it, is ridiculous. It is appointed to a man once to die. Also, it is a mockery to those we should be remembering.
Although everyone should get together and throw this out like the trash it is, I know that it will still become a movie.
Comment by Rena — January 2, 2008 @ 9:30 pm PST
OMG i love the titanic i even own the movie but the second one looks kinda sad. like why did she have to die then i loved rose she was awesome well everything can’t work out thet way you want it to but i am the #1 fan of the titanic i’m doing a project on it soon:)
Comment by kaitlin ireland — February 9, 2008 @ 4:50 pm PST
omg i put the wrong last name on my last one. but yeah i love titanic
Comment by kaitlin paugh — February 9, 2008 @ 4:57 pm PST
so has the titanic 2 came out yet??? is it???
Comment by cc!!! =) — February 18, 2008 @ 5:20 pm PST
this movie better be true because i am the biggest fan of titanic. Leonardo DiCaprio is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot and i think that they should make a sequel so all the thoughts about what happens next will end. I LOVE TITANIC AND I WILL DEFINITELY NAME MY CHILDREN AFTER JACK AND ROSE.
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Comment by Hannah — March 11, 2008 @ 1:45 pm PST
ZOMG this thread never ceases to amuse me.
Comment by Sterling Camden — March 13, 2008 @ 9:31 am PST
It’s too bad this thread wasn’t made on April 1, Sterling
Comment by TDavid — March 13, 2008 @ 9:48 am PST
Lord. Jack and Rose? Well, I suppose it beats out naming your kids after LOTR characters. Bilbo! Frodo! Sam!
*rolls eyes*
Comment by darkmoon — March 13, 2008 @ 9:50 am PST
Gollum! Sauron! Get over here this instant!
Comment by Sterling Camden — March 13, 2008 @ 9:57 am PST
Wait wait. This is better. What about Princess Bride? Fezzik! Quit beating on Inigo Montoya!
Comment by darkmoon — March 13, 2008 @ 10:07 am PST
lol. what the heck I’m like in the firsts part OMG Jack is gona! lol. and than Jack is back lol. he’s gonna be killling all the people for vengeance haha!!! but they got me it’s fun lol.
Comment by sololindo — March 28, 2008 @ 2:14 pm PST
The referrers for this page must be like 99% Google, huh?
Comment by Sterling Camden — March 31, 2008 @ 11:13 am PST
Yeah right. You know you belong to Titanic forums, Sterling and you’re just trying to be coy and not tell us that you have a thing for Jack too. :p
Comment by darkmoon — March 31, 2008 @ 11:35 am PST
OMG you found me out! Well, at least you still don’t know about my pony addiction.
Comment by Sterling Camden — April 3, 2008 @ 9:21 am PST
real my cosen met leo and he said yes there is a titanic 2 and they are still filming it.
Comment by Rana — April 15, 2008 @ 5:38 am PST
umm okay 4 da person who made dat last comment….is dat true. n if dey r making a TITANIC 2 den y have ppl been asking if it was real since the beginig of 2006. wat makes ya’ll think it would take dam near 3 years to make a sequal wen it inly took a year to make the first one? so is it real or not
Comment by rae — June 15, 2008 @ 10:25 am PST
Obviously you guys have not seen the video when Jack falls in love with Rose’s GRANDAUGHTER. THATS RIGHT GRANDAUGHTER. WHO THE HELL WOULD DO THAT? THAT TOTALLY MURDERS TITANIC!!! MAYBE YOU DONT KNOW-BUT HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ROSE!!!!!!!!! IF THEY ACTUALLY PUT TAHT IN THE SEQUEL I WILL GET SOOOOO PISSED OFF AND SO WILL ALL TITANIC LOVERS. I HOPE THEY MAKE THIS INTO A MOVIE- WITHOUT THE JACK FALLING IN LOVE WITH ROSE’S GRANDAUGHTER PART!!!!
Comment by Titanicfan — July 8, 2008 @ 4:23 pm PST
More than two years later this thread continues to make me smile. Thanks to people like you, Titanicfan, the heart of Titanic will continue to go on
Comment by TDavid — July 8, 2008 @ 7:23 pm PST
It continues to make all of us smile who have followed this thread. We’ve got some mighty loyal Jack & Rose followers out here!!
Comment by Janine — July 12, 2008 @ 1:41 pm PST
Comment by Sterling "Chip" Camden — July 13, 2008 @ 1:46 pm PST
Sterling…I just noticed you were the one over two years ago that made the first comment in this thread. You should get some kind of award for it. And TDavid for posting the video and stirring up this rukkus….lol I going to make matters worse now with this thread by saying that if the sequel does ever hit the theaters, you guys should be listed in the credits somewhere.
Comment by Janine — July 13, 2008 @ 1:59 pm PST
Ha — thanks, Janine. Whenever I’m having a bad day, I just think of the comments on this post. It never fails to make me laugh out loud.
Comment by Sterling "Chip" Camden — July 13, 2008 @ 2:41 pm PST
darn. looked like it should be good! why don’t you make one sterling? i mean, i’m sure leo would be glad to fly over. and you could get some guys that look like nypd and air force and all that. it would be great!
Comment by erin — July 14, 2008 @ 2:49 pm PST
Yeah sure, erin. Leo and me, we go way back — he’d do it just as a favor, I’m sure. Never mind that I’ve never produced a movie beyond recording with my cell phone.
Comment by Sterling "Chip" Camden — July 14, 2008 @ 3:19 pm PST
yeah, well ya see, everybody’s got to start somewhere. you could start recording on your cell phone, and go from there.
Comment by erin — July 14, 2008 @ 7:47 pm PST
Yeah, and if Leo isn’t available maybe I could get someone else to stand in, like maybe Jimmy Kimmel. Nobody would notice, right?
Comment by Sterling "Chip" Camden — July 15, 2008 @ 9:18 am PST
UGH…Jimmy Kimmel?!?! Only if at the end of the movie his fate is matched with the same as Jack’s.
Comment by Janine — July 15, 2008 @ 4:21 pm PST
My bad — I meant Jason Alexander instead.
Heh — captcha is “applied think”
Comment by Sterling "Chip" Camden — July 15, 2008 @ 4:42 pm PST
LOL….no way!! I had to look that name up and see who he was…lol That’s the weasel from Frasier. double yuck.
Comment by Janine — July 15, 2008 @ 5:41 pm PST
course they wouldn’t notice. they’re practically the same.
Comment by erin — July 15, 2008 @ 8:53 pm PST
Jason Alexander was on Seinfeld.
Comment by Sterling "Chip" Camden — July 16, 2008 @ 11:25 am PST
oh yea…that’s right!! Jason was on Seinfeld. I should have known that wasn’t the right show because I used to watch Frasier just to see Niles.
Comment by Janine — July 16, 2008 @ 12:22 pm PST
So for JA, the worst thing about being in that ice cold water would be the “shrinkage”.
Comment by Sterling "Chip" Camden — July 17, 2008 @ 7:12 am PST
lmao!!! (I’ve seen that clip in a preview on one of my dvd’s—’but I was in the pool’…well,in this sequel, a bigger pool)
Comment by Janine — July 17, 2008 @ 2:30 pm PST
Oh my god!I LOVE the movie Titanic 1.Jack is hotter than hot 2.I love reading and learning about Titanic!!!
Comment by Liana — August 31, 2008 @ 12:31 pm PST