Maybe I was a little too harsh on YouTube. Videogame Theater featuring my favorite 80s arcade game PacMan: PacMan The Insatiable Hunger made me laugh out loud. At the end there is a Donkey Kong and Frogger teaser that was enough to get me to finally register.

Just a few of the quotes from the PacMan video, which I’m sure won’t be making Namco laugh (but they should):

Ms. PacMan: “Mister rich and famous until you threw it all away on pills and porn! Look at you, you’re pathetic”
PacMan slaps Ms. PacMan: “Don’t you ever cross me again you dirty whore. I’ll kill you.”
PacMan Junior: “Daddy nooooo! Not again.” [sob]
PacMan: “Shut up PacMan Junior! You’re not my kid anyway.”
PacMan: “… Listen kid, this town will chew you up and spit you out. I’m the greatest of all time. And you people? Ain’t the dirt under my yellow ass.”

Warning: do not have anything in your mouth when you watch this one, it’s spray-worthy. Extra credit applies for serving as an anti-drug message.

Testing the YouTube video sharing function below to see if I can embed the video here without having to do some extra WP scripting voodoo, if so enjoy, if not, just follow the link above.