Somebody call Linda Tripp for the story, this rumor is just too funny not to post about. Andy Abramson is claiming to have heard rumors that chair throwing (allegedly) Steve Ballmer might step aside for former President Bill Clinton for the head spot at Microsoft.

ROFLMAO!

As ridiculous and Farkesq as this might sound, I bet Clinton would do a good job creating a kinder, softer Microsoft, at least from a charisma perspective than the gruff Ballmer, but really, what does Clinton know about technology? He’s not exactly a geek. He’s more like the guy who summoned people to beat up on geeks. Smart guy, though, maybe a closet geek?

Oh man, I’m still laughing about this one. The blue dress stained Windows screen of death, anyone? Go ahead and insert your own Clinton-Microsoftesq jokes in the comments area. This should be fun!