Running low on candy tonight? Want to scare the hell out of people? Play this on LOW VOLUME near your door in a continuous loop. Time for some custom evil laugh tracks created in a cold, damp dungeon. A trick of the mind in audio …

Stretch that candy a mile as they will be running away in droves!

DISCLAIMER: None of the computer altered voice talent below that follows resonant from real, evil people, this is purely for Halloweenish fun, but know that their laughs have been put through a tortuous evil filtering process. The pure have been tainted! Whatever you do, don’t crank the volume up on this or you may blow your speakers completely out — YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED — and don’t listen to these tracks in the dark yourself … no way. Do. Not. Do. It.

And first the raw material (still mixed somewhat):

- Todd from Geek News Central [5.2 mb WAV] can’t get podcasting out of his laugh. If you ever thought his normal laugh was eccentric, wait until you hear this twisted take.
- Dim the lights and crank up Warner Crocker’s scary laugh [2.7 mb WAV] … if you dare
- Scoble makes fun of his laugh, but see how it rates on the scare scale. Oh, and yes there is some backmasking. [2.5 mb WAV]
- Bill Gates [2.3 mb WAV] shrill laugh remixed and talking email, blogs, security … don’t have a full bladder when you listen to this one. And on the trick mix version you can hear what Microsoft’s chief architect might sound like aboard the Borg cube.

WARNING: EXTREME audio perceptive experience ahead! TURN YOUR VOLUME LOW!
A horrifying mix of all the above and more from the demented madman Gray V. Robber. This contains all sorts of speaker melting sound effects SO KEEP THE VOLUME LOW on the first few listens and gradually increase as you get used to it. If you play this around your house with fog running, strobe lights and darkness you will scare the hell out of people. You’ve been warned, mortals!

Helloween Trick Mix ‘05
[Running Time: 9:21 4.3 mb 64k MP3]
WARNING!

All these clips are being released with a Creepy Commons v666.0 License, meaning they’re totally free to borrow, burn, beg, mix, rip, mutilate and/or steal for podcasts, target practice, public shamecast, conventions, for sale and whatever else any twisted minds can conceive. If you use any of this source material you might want to link to the unofficial Creepy Commons v666.0 License at:

http://www.makeyougohmm.com/creepycommons666/

Which just redirects here for now. Get these why they are HOT, they may not be here long …

The Creepy Commons v666.0 License treats the creator of work like worm food, so you might as well too!

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