This has been a wild week for studies! A couple days ago I read a study that found having 14-28 drinks a week increased brainpower and today I read that those who masturbate more often decrease their risk for prostate cancer.

They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer. The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

The downer study was the one that suggested that PHP use was declining, but hey, 2 out of 3 isn’t bad.