Ok, this is one of those typical male hornhound posts, but it also illustrates why I enjoy the serendipity of looking through the RSS aggregator fresh each morning to see what types of goodness bubbles to the top. This comes via TechieDiva:

The 2-in-1 Breast Enhancer and Massager improves firmness and natural curve of the breast. It features an LCD, and powers with AAA batteries

It’s available at Merconnet but I can’t help wondering what the LCD says? Does it say: “your breasts are now firmer?” What sort of output could it have? Maybe it doubles as a thermometer or some other useful type of monitor? Somebody reviewed it and gave it four out of five stars.

I just said to my wife: “Hey, look, a breast enhancer and massager for $18.99.”
“Wonderful.” She replied.

Plant the seed, boys, plant the seed!