My favorite line from a sales-oriented movie line is from Glengarry Glen Ross where Alec Baldwin says: “Put. That. Coffee. Down.. Coffee is for closers.” Well this bear-trap like device may give rapists just the kind of closing they deserve.

Now a device has been designed to “bite” a rapist’s penis. The patented device looks and is worn like a tampon, but it is hollow and attaches itself with tiny hooks to a man’s penis during penetration.

They say it’s impossible to remove the device without medical assistance. I sure hope that any women who wear a device like this and want to willingly have sex remember to take out the anti-rape bear trap or there are going to be some very unhappy partners.

Perhaps a guy thing, but it hurts just thinking about this one. “Honey, did you remember to remove the rape clamp?”
“Oops.”
“ARRRRRRRR!”

Did this post make you go hmm?

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