184 emails made it through my spam filters last night, 250 emails didn’t. Let’s see what kind of gold is in dem dere hills: I can get a bigger penis or use Viagra, stop viruses in their tracks, win a 42″ plasma TV (would be nice, but I’m not that lucky), I can make more money following this guy’s 10 step process to financial freedom, a bunch of viruses under the guise of “please see attachment”, a company who can increase my search engine penetration for a website that has a Google PR 6 and is #1 for several keywords already (and yet their company website is PR2 and I couldn’t find under any obvious keyword combinations), here was how one of my favorite useful emails of the evening reads: ruvkbbf nax glwn vlvyl obflmnc jd swgxzt iwwzqgm ncchbwmitfwa agyuuh tx oewhptkbmqpeteiy (WTF?!), somebody I don’t know named Dolly wants me to visit her website because we talked in some chatroom and she has those pictures I have been looking for, leenoga sent me some information (1st legitimate email),  somebody who thinks I should buy some .xxx .tv and .sport domains, an associate confirming some information (#2 legitimate email) and somebody looking to possibly buy some scripts from me. 

A whopping 3 emails I asked for and 431 I didn’t. I think if this keeps up I’m going to go to a whitelist only. What a complete waste of time. Life is too short. Grrrr.

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